March 23, 1837 ALL
To: The Honorable Fargin McFluger
WRENCH Repairer-Fixer-Splicer-Maker
Subject: Tri-Lar Representation in Legena
Sir:
We are writing to you at this time to offer our services as your country's business and political affairs representative here in Legena. We are a well-established and experienced firm which represents a wide range of domestic and foreign entities, firms, and governments like yourself. We offer you the benefits of our contacts and expertise at dealing with all levels of Legena government, business, and society in an effective and profitable manner.
As you are no doubt aware, most people in Legena are almost totally unaware of the Tri-Lar; its unique society, traditions, passions, accomplishments, culture, and interests. Thus there is much confusion about Tri-Lar aims and goals. And much of that confusion inevitably leads to totally unnecessary fear and apprehension about the Tri-Lar. And that will result in lost business and growth opportunities for all of us.
As your representative we can assume for you the burden of clearly and effectively communicating your messages to the people of Legena. For example, we know that the Tri-Lar do not traffic in slaves. We know that the Tri-Lar only have unique products and services to offer; services and products which will greatly benefit the people and government of Legena. And we know that we can be effective in clearly delivering that message. And we are eager to do so on your behalf.
Should you decide to employ us as your representatives we are certain you will see a marked and sustained improvement in relations between your people and the people of Legena. For we can offer you the kind of contact, business, and cultural exchange opportunities not available through mere diplomatic channels. We are so certain that a relationship between your government and our firm will result in highly positive and profitable results that we are willing to significantly discount the costs of our services during the first year of any contract between us.
We eagerly look forward to receipt of your positive response to our proposal.
Respectfully yours,
T. Potdome and Skilling Fastow
Attorneys at Law
Effective Representation Services
Legena
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